I swear my mum has set her washing machine & dryer to shrink my clothes purposefully to point out how much I need to severely lose weight…..
God dammit mother…..

bonerpie:

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE



FUCK

Least I wasn’t the only one….

bonerpie:

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

FUCK

Least I wasn’t the only one….

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jurgbury:

sizvideos:

Video

YEEESSSS 

What if you’re bi. Crap. 

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gummy-worm-nihilism:

pettyartist:

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.

Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.

its like 50 seconds everybody should watch

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seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

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where-the-old-gods-sleep:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

also reblogging for the use of the word walnut, but also fort refernce later ^u^.

where-the-old-gods-sleep:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

also reblogging for the use of the word walnut, but also fort refernce later ^u^.

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trappedunderrot:

#RELATIONSHIPGOALS

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